Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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