Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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