why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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