I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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