id be glad to
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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