Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
