wake up i wanna do it froggy style
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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