I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
my god I love twenty year old dicks
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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