The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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