We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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