if i can run in heels then i can drive
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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