if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
and eventually we just all took our pants off
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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