No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
now i know why i became what i already was.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.