you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize