I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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