Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He? As in you personified your dick?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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