guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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