i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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