that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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