so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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