I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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