Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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