these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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