dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Send help, water and tortillas.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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