I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize