that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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