return my video game
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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