Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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