I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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