a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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