Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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