Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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