I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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