i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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