So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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