My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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