at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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