ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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