No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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