Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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