Small penises have feelings too.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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