its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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