but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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