You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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