Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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