It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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