Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I think i got beer on your cat.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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