I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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