Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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