he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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