i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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