if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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