everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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