I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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