She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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