is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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