so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
