whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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